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  6. ä"I'msofuckingcool,Ievenpissicecubes..."(quote...errrmm)ü
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  9. "Whoorwhatisacoolperson?"
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  12. AnarticlebyNewMode
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  15. EditedonTuesday17thofMarch1992
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  20. Afteralltheheapsofarticlesconcerning"lamers","losers"and
  21. othercreeps,letmetellyouwhata"cool"person(intheäsceneÇ)
  22. issupposedtobelike...
  23. Bytheway,thisarticleisverymuchinspiredbyacertain
  24. scrolltextI'verecentlyreadandwhichmademethinkforat
  25. leasttwoseconds.(Itwasagoodscroller,indeed!)
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  27. üAcoolperson:
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  29. -dressesupwithveryexpensiveclothes
  30. -lovespornodemos(andsometimesproducesthem)
  31. -goestodiscofivetimesaweek
  32. -smokesatleasttwopacksaday
  33. -getspissedeveryday
  34. -hasnojobsincehethinkshe'sfartoointelligentforany
  35. kindofwork
  36. -hasäatleastÇthreesteadygirlfriends
  37. -thinkshe'sthebestineverythingandüallÇotherpeopleare
  38. lamers
  39. -speaksinavulgarwayaboutwomen(ä"Ohgod,thatbitchwasa
  40. rightgoodshag..."quote...errrrmmm)
  41. Ç-needsdrugstoimprovehiswayofthinking
  42. -thinksviolenceissomethingtobeproudof
  43. -hasafastcartoexpresshimself
  44. -wearsrings,earringsandvariousotherformsofdecoration
  45. -seldomshaves
  46. -isinvitedtofivepartieseveryweekend
  47. -dealswithpiratedsoftware
  48. -wearsaleatherhatandhammerpants...(sorry,justkidding
  49. Ben)
  50. -hashisprivateloudspeakertodanceon
  51. -knows99%ofallpeopleinhislocaldisco
  52. -hadhisfirstsexualintercourseattheageof8
  53. -givesadamnaboutalltrafficrules
  54. -talksinaveryintellectualway("äYobassheads..."Ç).
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  56. Enoughhatrednow,that'sümyÇpointofview...ä
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  59. Reallyimpressivetobecalleda"cool"person,isn'tit?Iffive
  60. Çoftheabovementionedpointsaretrueforyou,congratulations,
  61. youareoneofthosemega-coolscenepeople.
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  63. IcouldlistatleastfivepeopleherethatIwouldcall"cool"
  64. inthiscertainway,butI'mreallytooashamedtotellyouthe
  65. namesofthesegodfathers...
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  67. Ah,justonename:üPowermanÇ!Youseemtobearathercool
  68. person,that'swhyweallloveyou!Ohourgod,wekneelfor
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